The Philippines has one of the most disgusting cuisines in the world, and much of what passes for food there would gag a drunken Scotsman. Filipinos are wont to boil their meat and fish in plain water, and a red meat of unknown origin boiled with weeds and a peeled banana is considered a meal as long as it is served with plain white rice. Pretty much anything organic served with plain white rice and a spoon is considered a meal.
Taho is bean curd mixed with tapioca balls and arnibal, which is liquefied sugar. The bean curd is called taho, and is not to be confused with taho which is the drink.
Beer na Beer is a beer whose name can literally be translated to "It's really beer!" It is made by the Asia Brewery, Inc., and it is not good.
San Mig Light is a brand of light beer in the country. It is basically beer with water added to it to make it seem like it is light beer. It pretty much sucks. If you get drunk off it, better rethink about drinking alcoholic drinks.
Puto is not to be confused with the Spanish word for George W Bush
Chicharon Bulaklak is deep fried foreskin with salt. Best served with spicy vinegar.
Filipinos don't mind eating something that is looking at them. Fish are boiled whole, and roast suckling pig or lechon is served, head intact, with a sauce that resembles sugared gravy. Hey, the head's the best part, right?
Balot is an aborted duck chick still in its shell. It is used by most Filipinos as an initiation tool for poor foreigners who don't know what it is. It is also the reason that abortion issues are still being debated in the country.
Monday, May 29, 2006
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